January 2012
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of course on the day i decide to do my homework wikipedia’s blocked. give a homegirl a break
on-call:
grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
calmbeforethestorm asked: if only every placed delivered or gave away free food. That would be the day...
me: did it hurt?
mom: what
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
mom:
mom: david will you please bless the food
me: my pleasure mom
me: dear lord satan please bless this meal that our family will be strong enough to vanquish our enemies and destroy the christian menace amen
mom:
stepdad:
me: let's eat fags
